Stop Calling Me Verizon!!

Stop calling me. Just stop it. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Your phone number is 206.315.3010 and you won't STOP CALLING ME!!! I don't want to pay my bill. I won't pay it. I don't like you. I don't want to be your friend anymore. I think you are following me. I think you are obsessed with me and my money!!! Verizon is EVILLLLLLLLL.

Fine, I'll call you tomorrow