How you know you have PMS
1. You take little things, like paper clips and organize them side by side, just for peace of mind. Then you take them apart really fast. Then you cry because there is a mess.
2. You can't really feel your brain or your body. You are so hungry you eat your boobs.
3. You can't quite understand where your memory went. You think you might be from Japan.
4. You love big big sweaters.
5. You could either picture yourself becoming a nun or a stripper.
6. You reinvent yourself for three days by A)dyeing your hair, B) Shopping for new clothes or C) Making some paintings that end up looking like muppet monsters and then trying to sell them on the sidewalk and call yourself "Ella". Then realize three days later that was a very weird and stupid reinvention.
7. You will nurture anything one minute-a rock. The next minute you will throw that rock through someone's head.
8. You eat entire meals from one food group-chocolate.
9. You want to be around people but they just annoy you.
10. You laugh hysterically at things that aren't that funny-like the guy from The Soup.
2. You can't really feel your brain or your body. You are so hungry you eat your boobs.
3. You can't quite understand where your memory went. You think you might be from Japan.
4. You love big big sweaters.
5. You could either picture yourself becoming a nun or a stripper.
6. You reinvent yourself for three days by A)dyeing your hair, B) Shopping for new clothes or C) Making some paintings that end up looking like muppet monsters and then trying to sell them on the sidewalk and call yourself "Ella". Then realize three days later that was a very weird and stupid reinvention.
7. You will nurture anything one minute-a rock. The next minute you will throw that rock through someone's head.
8. You eat entire meals from one food group-chocolate.
9. You want to be around people but they just annoy you.
10. You laugh hysterically at things that aren't that funny-like the guy from The Soup.
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