He's Just Not that Into You-More Reasons by Lisa and Jessica
We just saw the new hit movie "He's Just Not that Into You". We loved it and hated it for it's honest truth. One of us single and one of us married, Lisa and I decided to add more reasons to the list, from our own experiences.
1. You go to his house and the same picture frame is always turned down on his table. When he's in the bathroom you turn it up and it's a pic of another girl.
2. He pretends to sleep when you come over. You sit and watch his TV and use his kitchen and stay all night. He doesn't get out of bed.
3. He's addicted to video games. Especially when you are over.
4. He won't have sex with you. You ask him repeatedly if he's gay. He still won't have sex with you.
5. You know he has a girlfriend and you travel to see him anyway. Then he breaks it off with you.
6. You are at his party and think your gonna git some until you realize he's throwing the party for his girlfriend.
7. He tells you he just can't kiss you right now. Or ever. He has no reason why. He unexplicably cries when he drinks all the time.
8. He cries all the time when he's with you.
9. He only wants to see you on his terms. Or with weeks in between and he lives near you.
10. He tells you that you can't come to his party b/c a friend of his doesn't like you. And that friend happens to be a girl.
11. You are driving his car and girl friend of his spots you from behind. She waves emphatically. She pulls up next to you and when she realizes its not your man, she seems very disappointed.
12. He makes fun of you or doesn't get you.
13. He yells at you for eating his blueberry pie.
14. He wears pink wife beaters and drives a pick up truck.
15. He claims that his spleen is exploding every time you are supposed to hang out.
Got any to add?
1. You go to his house and the same picture frame is always turned down on his table. When he's in the bathroom you turn it up and it's a pic of another girl.
2. He pretends to sleep when you come over. You sit and watch his TV and use his kitchen and stay all night. He doesn't get out of bed.
3. He's addicted to video games. Especially when you are over.
4. He won't have sex with you. You ask him repeatedly if he's gay. He still won't have sex with you.
5. You know he has a girlfriend and you travel to see him anyway. Then he breaks it off with you.
6. You are at his party and think your gonna git some until you realize he's throwing the party for his girlfriend.
7. He tells you he just can't kiss you right now. Or ever. He has no reason why. He unexplicably cries when he drinks all the time.
8. He cries all the time when he's with you.
9. He only wants to see you on his terms. Or with weeks in between and he lives near you.
10. He tells you that you can't come to his party b/c a friend of his doesn't like you. And that friend happens to be a girl.
11. You are driving his car and girl friend of his spots you from behind. She waves emphatically. She pulls up next to you and when she realizes its not your man, she seems very disappointed.
12. He makes fun of you or doesn't get you.
13. He yells at you for eating his blueberry pie.
14. He wears pink wife beaters and drives a pick up truck.
15. He claims that his spleen is exploding every time you are supposed to hang out.
Got any to add?
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