WHAT?

Girl with Bare Legs in Winter:

"I feel so so stylish. Like, my thighs are freezing and I can't feel my knees and my vagina is frostbit but I LOVE LOVE LOVE this new skirt. Those who say that you shouldn't sacrifice comfort for style are CRAZY. I don't need my legs. I do need to be the cutest snow bunny in this neighborhood. You know you can't stop looking. I mean, I know my thighs are thunder red and I'm walking like a mummy, but nevermind that, these knee high wool socks are holding every inch of warmth into my ankles so even if I lost my thighs from frostbite, I would keep my lower limbs and that's the only part I need attached to my feet. So technically, the doctors could sew my knees to my butt cheeks and I'd lose some inches. No biggie! Happy Holidays!"