Text Messages on My Phone
Ok, as a regular 'piece' I always put down the best texts in my phone. This way I can clear out my messages without losing the memories and comedy.
Tell me which is your favorite.
1.________ just farted in my face. That was splendid.
2. Don't worry. I'll find my own sasquatch on the lake.
3. Just tell the baby to shut the f**k up.
4. We all were confused. Christ on crutches ur dumb.
5. Promise me nudity..promise me!
6. um im so drunk that he apes could walk mars gsm could too.
7. midget at target. hell.
8. lots of cheese. i'm a pms monster.
Tell me which is your favorite.
1.________ just farted in my face. That was splendid.
2. Don't worry. I'll find my own sasquatch on the lake.
3. Just tell the baby to shut the f**k up.
4. We all were confused. Christ on crutches ur dumb.
5. Promise me nudity..promise me!
6. um im so drunk that he apes could walk mars gsm could too.
7. midget at target. hell.
8. lots of cheese. i'm a pms monster.
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