Funny Text Messages on My Phone
It's that time again! I clear out my phone but not before I let you read them!
1. Claire won't let in of my thigh. I think she's really horny.
2. Rise and shine. Time for your morning enema breakfast of warm water and lifesavers!
3. Wasted like sly willy on crack.
4. Um, I just caught the bouquet.
5. 17 beers.
6. I non so hung over already roads driver. (yes this person had a sober driver)
7. beyo. (i have no idea)
8. This is fucking retarded.
9. God I'm old. My hip is out. I should be put down.
10. I'm having phantom period pains.
1. Claire won't let in of my thigh. I think she's really horny.
2. Rise and shine. Time for your morning enema breakfast of warm water and lifesavers!
3. Wasted like sly willy on crack.
4. Um, I just caught the bouquet.
5. 17 beers.
6. I non so hung over already roads driver. (yes this person had a sober driver)
7. beyo. (i have no idea)
8. This is fucking retarded.
9. God I'm old. My hip is out. I should be put down.
10. I'm having phantom period pains.
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