How Hard Can It Be?

If an application requires a few choice documents and you provide those documents and you wait in the mail for months every day wondering if your application got approved and then one day it comes and it says oh we forgot we need one more thing from you

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO MENTION THAT WHEN YOU INITIALLY FILL OUT THE APPLICATION?

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

CAN IT BE?

THAT HARD?

If I'm waiting on the edge of my seat and you are twidling your thumbs but I think you are on top of things and then you finally get to me and then you realize you messed up and forgot to tell me you need something

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PICK UP THE PHONE INSTEAD OF SEND ME A LETTER TELLING ME?

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

CAN IT BE?

THAT HARD?

If I'm ambitious but your lazy and stupid

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO NOT BE LAZY AND STUPID?

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

CAN IT BE?

THAT HARD?

If you are a donkey and your teeth are popping out of your face and you smell like poo and you talk like a donkey and you don't have fingers so you couldn't really even process my application cause you're not human

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO NOT BE A DONKEY?

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

CAN IT BE?

THAT HARD?