Overbuilt, tight jeans, flaming yellow bike. Deep voice. Loud phone conversations about real estate at the dinner table next to us to overcompensate.

This guys sits down next to us at dinner. He doesn't order anything but proceeds to talk loudly on his phone. He wears tight jeans, Gold's Gym T-Shirt, and a thick silver chain around his neck.

We heard this fake conversation while he looked at his real estate magazine at the table next to us:

"Yeah, yeah, I'll offer 300,000. It's ok babe, it takes teamwork to make a dream work."