Therapy with a Salmonella Tomato

Therapist: "What brings you here today?"

Tomato: "I feel rotten."

Therapist: "That's interesting."

Tomato: "Would you eat me?"

Therapist: "That's an inappropriate question."

Tomato: "I mean, if you didn't know anything about me."

Therapist: "Even more inappropriate. We have a professional relationship."

Tomato: "That's what everyone says. The farmers. The business men."

Therapist: "Ok, have you considered medication?"

Tomato: "I'm that bad huh?"

Therapist: "You seem to be pretty blue. (pause). And brown and yellow."

Tomato: (gleefully) "Like a rainbow!!!"

Therapist: "No."