Muncie Man Accused of Giving Daughter Beer-The Conversation that Took Place
This is truly what makes me proud of being from Indiana.
Richard Valens, of Muncie, gave his 1 year old son beer. According to the Chicago Tribune, when his girlfriend complained and objected he punched her in the face and said the child could "handle it" because "he's a champ." Then he drove away in her car but not before threatening that he would kill her when he returned. He is currently being held under $17,500 bond. Here's how I imagine the conversation went down.
Richard is driving.
Richard: "Hey hand me a beer!"
Girlfriend: "K." (she reaches in her purse and unleashes one from the plastic entrapment of a six pack)
Richard: "Put it in the baby's bottle."
Girlfriend: "K." She does this and puts the nipple in Richard's mouth. He slaps it away furiously!
Richard: "No b--tch!"
Girlfriend: "But you like that usually."
Richard: "I know. But I'm givin' it to Jimmy."
He puts it in the baby's mouth.
Girlfriend: "Oh."
He pulls over. He punches her in the face.
Richard: "Get out your car. I'm gonna kill you someday. But later when I get back from the bar."
Girlfriend: "I don't think you should do that to Jimmy."
Jimmy burps.
Richard: "He can handle it. He's a champ."
He drives off into the sunset. Girlfriend calls other boyfriend. He's not home. Girlfriend calls police.
Could THIS be the guy's brother?
Richard Valens, of Muncie, gave his 1 year old son beer. According to the Chicago Tribune, when his girlfriend complained and objected he punched her in the face and said the child could "handle it" because "he's a champ." Then he drove away in her car but not before threatening that he would kill her when he returned. He is currently being held under $17,500 bond. Here's how I imagine the conversation went down.
Richard is driving.
Richard: "Hey hand me a beer!"
Girlfriend: "K." (she reaches in her purse and unleashes one from the plastic entrapment of a six pack)
Richard: "Put it in the baby's bottle."
Girlfriend: "K." She does this and puts the nipple in Richard's mouth. He slaps it away furiously!
Richard: "No b--tch!"
Girlfriend: "But you like that usually."
Richard: "I know. But I'm givin' it to Jimmy."
He puts it in the baby's mouth.
Girlfriend: "Oh."
He pulls over. He punches her in the face.
Richard: "Get out your car. I'm gonna kill you someday. But later when I get back from the bar."
Girlfriend: "I don't think you should do that to Jimmy."
Jimmy burps.
Richard: "He can handle it. He's a champ."
He drives off into the sunset. Girlfriend calls other boyfriend. He's not home. Girlfriend calls police.
Could THIS be the guy's brother?

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