Ethan Hawke and Former Nanny Knocked Up


Ok, I guess haven't been keeping up. I knew Hawke was another troll, my new word for stupid men, but I didn't know he knocked up the nanny that he and Uma used for their two kids. Now that is classy shit. Like if she shat on someone, it would be even classier. My question is, when will they get a nanny. And when they do will Ethan be just as likely to sniggle her snaggle? Or make it a he. Just as fun.

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Anonymous said…
I appreciate your stories as always, but I condemn your use of the word "snaggle".

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