Chicago Man Gets Caught Keeping Children in Cages
Ok now I feel guilty. One time when I was performing a habitual prank phone call I rang up a hotel and asked if I could get a cage in my room. To keep my son in. They hung up on me. I'm sorry to the hotel for making you think I might be serious.
This case is for real.
And now a response from the father, Ricardo Gonzalez, now behind bars.
I'm not familiar with how to raise children. Wait, before I start this interview can I get some ice cream in my cell? No? Ok, that's fine. I don't like those bars by the way. They creep me out. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I never wanted kids. My wife did. And I kept telling her NO lady. NO! And she just ignored me. So we banged anyway and I didn't wear a rubber and then we had the two tikes. They get on my nerves.....I have to go to the bathroom.......in here? In front of you? Man, this is b---sh-t! This is inhumane. Alright hold on......(he comes back) Ok so the lady pops the kids out and they are like wild animals all over the place. The cages were her idea. I swear. I had NOTHING to do with it. I was driving the truck that day but she put them in there like "ok sweetie have fun and don't let those kids out." And then she looks at me with the evil woman eye. I swear. Man....I'm really needing some ice cream. It's freakin' 4:00 and I haven't had lunch!! Ok, I'm calming down. You tell my wife this: no more kids. I don't want no more kids. And get me out of jail. I'm feelin' clausterphobic.
This case is for real.
And now a response from the father, Ricardo Gonzalez, now behind bars.
I'm not familiar with how to raise children. Wait, before I start this interview can I get some ice cream in my cell? No? Ok, that's fine. I don't like those bars by the way. They creep me out. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I never wanted kids. My wife did. And I kept telling her NO lady. NO! And she just ignored me. So we banged anyway and I didn't wear a rubber and then we had the two tikes. They get on my nerves.....I have to go to the bathroom.......in here? In front of you? Man, this is b---sh-t! This is inhumane. Alright hold on......(he comes back) Ok so the lady pops the kids out and they are like wild animals all over the place. The cages were her idea. I swear. I had NOTHING to do with it. I was driving the truck that day but she put them in there like "ok sweetie have fun and don't let those kids out." And then she looks at me with the evil woman eye. I swear. Man....I'm really needing some ice cream. It's freakin' 4:00 and I haven't had lunch!! Ok, I'm calming down. You tell my wife this: no more kids. I don't want no more kids. And get me out of jail. I'm feelin' clausterphobic.
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