Deutsch (pronounced DOUCHE)

Called a client today. Whew I wanna walk outta here. But I need the money. Anyway, called a client. Asked if he could verify some names. Asked me 50 questions about who I was, jerked me around, and I suppose rightfully so treated me as I treat my telemarketers at home. Anyway, he finally let me run down the list. Then I got to Joe Deutsch. I said it loud and clear "DOUCHE." We had a moment of awkward silence. He redirected me. He's my new best friend.

I have a feeling that the coming days will be very comically driven and I will be doing all kinds of fun things over the phone. What do I have to lose? A job?

HA HA HA H AH AHA HA HA AH AH AHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!