Who Nose?

Is nose picking really a sin? I mean, come on man, if I can't have oral fixations like biting my nails or sucking on random pen caps, can I not just pick my damn nose? It's like a natural thing. Some people come home and dip their hands in the dorito bag in front of the TV. My hands go right upstairs into my nose holes. Is my habit not a bit healthier? It cleans me up in there AND prevents me from shoving twinkies into my face. It's not like I eat it after I pick it. I do have tact. Who nose? Someday I might pick so far up that I pull out ideas from my brain, decide to eat them, and get smarter. It could happen. So don't knock it till you pick it.

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