Cruise: "Yes, I Proposed to Myself...."

Even though TomKat seem to be hitting it off fabulously in tabloids across America, a statement released by Tom Cruise has some unsure of who he's actually falling in love with day by day.

"Yes, I proposed to myself. The more time I spend with little girls, the more I fall in love with myself and the fact that I AM straight," said Cruise in a statement to Entertainment Daily.

A ceremony will be held at Cruises Hollywood home where he will marry himself. Katie will be the flower girl.

Comments

Eliina said…
Honestly, I find this couple to be a little creepy. Bleghh!

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