Simon Cowell to Perform with Spice Girls?

An announcement was made today that The Spice Girls may reunite! And who better to unite with than the now infamous Simon Cowell-the girls previous manager before their split in the late 90's.

If the girls perform again their names will be:

You Don't Know My Name Only My Husband's Spice,
Skipped Out and Didn't Make it Anyway Spice,
Sure, Call the Black Chick Scary Spice,
Fucked Up Teeth Spice, and
Baby Cause I Poop My Pants Spice.

Simon is deciding between the names Pumpkin Spice and Pimp Spice.

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