Overheard Conversation on Train Between Fighting Elderly Couple

Man: "When I get invited I'll ask someone else to go!"

Woman: "I don't know if you're invited! I haven't got the invitation yet!"

Man: "Well when they invite me I'll take Allen."

Woman closes her eyes and shakes her head in disgust.
Man: "When we went to that last one we should have gotten there 1/2 hour earlier!"

Woman: "We were late cause he couldn't find the stupid car! You don't know!"

Man: "I don't need to know! I'm not even going to go anyway!"

Woman: "She saved all year for it!"

Man: "Well, I'm not going."

Woman shakes her head in disgust.
(picture borrowed from google images-I didn't have my camera phone!)