LIVE FROM LAFAYETTE: THE TROLL MONSTER BOY RETURNS
*NEW* Interview with the Troll Monster: Live from the Alleged Car Crash!
*NEW* Troll Monster Song!
It's not every day that you can write about a story that brought millions to your blog, again. Especially when it involved a nobody that you hardly knew, yet just keeps doing things that cause them to be in the public eye. If you remember the infamous song "Trollin' Around" about the ex boyfriend of my sister, who childlishly broke up with her and then wrote things in emails his own mother is ashamed of. Yeah, that guy. Well, while things are over between he and my sis, his behavior has put him in the center of drama again.
My sister recently received an email from a girl who wanted to ask her a few questions about the troll-she said she used to date him and had some concerns about his behavior, lying, and bragging about an incident with one of his recent ex's.
Sadly, the Troll claims to have beaten one victim! (<--way to be proud of that Troll Monster!) after he brought her to his house and yelled at her for questioning his trolling ways. Though there seems to be two sides to every story, he claims she also beat him like a cavewoman thus causing a large area of damage on his head. However, the group known as "Troll Victims" feel that the Troll simply has internal brain damage caused by "Dumbassdansyndrome". Does troll monster think this story would take him far with the current girlfriend? Huh?
Anyway, as the jerry springer "live from the Troll cave" story continued he brags about having dumped her belongings out on the front lawn and locking her our of his house (so the palace that the so called Troll Prince claims to live in is simply nothing but a trailer cave!)Right? I thought trolls lived in caves? Oh wait, I'm thinking of that horrifying monster from The Neverending Story that has killer eyes and fangs. Maybe the troll just reminds me of that character so I associate it with the cave thing...Sheesh.
Shortly after this scenario, he decided to then move on to his next victim, the anonymous friend who contacted my sis. She claims the Troll tried to work his magical abilities and sway her with his Trollish looks-btw he claims his looks "can't be touched or ruined". Ahem, by that he means- "the trollskin (in ALL areas) is infected with vicious diseases and/or acid."
I have a feeling that the troll will eventually read this, as he was obsessed with the old blog, and may become ravenous and try to eat off all of his nipples in a fit of rage. Another sidenote: troll monster claims a GNOME PRINCESS attacked him once and ate his nips for romantic pleasure.
I do hope that he contains himself and understands that this blog is very different from the last one. THIS blog is trying to reach out to millions of women across the country in hopes to prevent the troll/neverending bear monster/erectile dysfunctional clown from beating other women. Also if the troll monster feels the need to post comments on here I hope he has learned how to write since the last time. Wait, do monster men have appendages or claws?
If you have a story or comment to share about domestic violence or the troll himself, feel free. Please keep it semi clean, and most importantly, V is for violence as well as V is for Verocious Vagine Addict!
Listen to the original troll song HERE
Comments
Seriously, if this guy is reading this, does it really amuse you to make our entire gender look bad? When will it end? When will you take a look at yourself in the mirror, realize that you are still a boy that places far too much priority on his own sense of self-worth, when there are more important things out there in life?
The only love you will ever know is loving yourself. Is that what you want in the end? Do you think that will suffice? Will it console you to die alone when you are old and gray, looking at yourself in a hand mirror with your last, raspy, lonely breaths just to make sure you look cool when you finally expire in case anyone from Traverse City is watching? Is this how your parents raised you, or did they send you down to Indiana because they were ashamed of how you turned out and how you treat others? Deep down, you know they are. They've yelled at you for screwing up things with the one woman who stood up to you, called you out on your crap, and who they were hoping would bring you down off your high horse. Why do you think they were so disappointed in that failure of yours? That's right... because they can't stand the fact that their son grew up to be such a self-absorbed, pompous, self-destructive prick.
Your immature, misogynistic crap needs to end. What is it going to take? Are you going to mess with the wrong girl who has a older brother who is more psychotic than you are? Revenge is a dish best served cold. Preferably a half-broken dish, in a slashing motion, lacerating his nutsack off. Guess it doesn't really matter if it's cold or not.
I would just like to point out that the troll doesn't in fact have a nutsack.
Or anything below the belt for that matter. He has a severe case of little man syndrome, thus the convertible. You would think if you were going to get a cool car you would at least get a cool guy's car, though...and not a chick's car. And maybe you wouldn't wreck it into your new girlfriend's car. Way to go.
if troll boy had feelings he wouldn't keep picking up the phone, calling people, and screaming at them for no reason. He also would understand that if he has feelings he might want to stop hurting other people's feelings. And stop trying to be a bad playa.
sincerely,
andy dick
Signed - curious, serious, ready for marriage and babies and confused
Way to "hide" your identity. You're even more of a nutsack for posting that comment. You must be either the troll or one of his lame friends. A blog is for creative release. You know you LOVE the song. Lick my nuts.
Jessica