President Announces He Will Make "Big Speech on Iraq"

"People, I am planning a very very big speech about the war in Iraq. The war, heh, the war, is a big big thing. Uh, and my speech....well, it's gonna be big too. Big things are comin' for the American people and I'm gonna talk about it just as soon as I think up the words. Big words, I'm gonna use big words people. Like hotdog. Oh, heh, that's two words?"
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