Top Ten Signs You're PMSing (or why I am right now):
10. Your hair feels ugly
9. You blog to bitch
8. You vaccuum your cat
7. The zit tweezers come out
6. You decide to completely reorganize your house and when you're done it looks worse
5. You talk to inanimate objects and tell them to fuck off
4. Your boobs mine as well be two big bruises
3. You think you're pregnant and you want an abortion
2. You think you're actually a man
And the number one sign.....
1. When you go to buy tampons you also buy People magazine, chocolate, wine, face mask, cigs, whitening strips, hair dye, make up, pizza, the movie "Titanic", ice cream...........................
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