Some Ideas if You Are Trying to Get Fired
1. When answering phones mistakenly say "hi, how can you help me."
2. Sleep in the bathroom. Twitpic it.
3. Copy machine rides. For a dollar.
4. Post lunch greasy fingers touching everything.
5. General sadness. Cry over all non offensive emails.
6. Bring friends/pets to work.
7. Desktop pics frequent the topic of the movie Titanic and Moulin Rouge.
8. Run for a charity race. Ask everyone to donate. Beg. Really annoy everyone about it and guilt them b/c its for a good cause. Drop out of race last minute and show pple pics on ur phone of you getting wasted in Wrigleyville over the weekend.
9. Give everyone a nickname.
10. Email upper management chain letters. Lots of ♥♥♥s in the subject line.
11. Keep track of how often your boss isn't actually working. Post it in the office. Every Friday until you are fired.
12. Smoke crack out of your actual crack.
13. Only answer interoffice emails by saying the email outloud while writing it.
14. Enforce a lock in. Bring sleeping bags. Swallow the key.
15. Show up late every day. Announce that "once again" you are the early bird.
16. Make hot herbal tea in the coffee pot. Try to serve it in teacups with biscuits (goes over really well with engineers)
17. Listen to music. Put headphones on but "forget" to plug them in. When someone tells you its too loud take headphones off and insist you can't hear a thing now.
2. Sleep in the bathroom. Twitpic it.
3. Copy machine rides. For a dollar.
4. Post lunch greasy fingers touching everything.
5. General sadness. Cry over all non offensive emails.
6. Bring friends/pets to work.
7. Desktop pics frequent the topic of the movie Titanic and Moulin Rouge.
8. Run for a charity race. Ask everyone to donate. Beg. Really annoy everyone about it and guilt them b/c its for a good cause. Drop out of race last minute and show pple pics on ur phone of you getting wasted in Wrigleyville over the weekend.
9. Give everyone a nickname.
10. Email upper management chain letters. Lots of ♥♥♥s in the subject line.
11. Keep track of how often your boss isn't actually working. Post it in the office. Every Friday until you are fired.
12. Smoke crack out of your actual crack.
13. Only answer interoffice emails by saying the email outloud while writing it.
14. Enforce a lock in. Bring sleeping bags. Swallow the key.
15. Show up late every day. Announce that "once again" you are the early bird.
16. Make hot herbal tea in the coffee pot. Try to serve it in teacups with biscuits (goes over really well with engineers)
17. Listen to music. Put headphones on but "forget" to plug them in. When someone tells you its too loud take headphones off and insist you can't hear a thing now.
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