People You Don't Want to but Will Run Into on Your Morning Commute

Someone you just auditioned with at IO and they pimped you out in a scene.

The neighbor that you always ask to turn down their music.

Co worker you are not "in" with.

Roommate. Two years ago. Stuck you with the phone bill.

Your former hairstylist that you didn't formally break up with.

Girlfriend of the guy that flirts with you at parties.

Drunk Cubs fans.

The friend of the friend of the friend that loves to name drop to anyone willing to listen.

The bitter hipster on her way to her shift at Starbucks and rebels with loud punk grunge music on her Ipod.

Your gyno.

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