CHEESE BEARD and other CTA commuters. Pics provided.
Here are the top Chicago types you will see on the bus or train every day in Chicago. Guaranteed. Also, I've provided visuals.
1. Cheese Beard-That's right, you read that correctly. The man has cheese in his beard. ALWAYS.
2. Scared Sally-Sally is always afraid. Afraid to touch you, afraid to move, afraid to pull the wire to let the driver know she needs to get off the bus.
3. Big Mama-Big mama will kick your ASS and she will kick the asses of all the imaginary friends she talks to. You are never quite sure what she means by "the devil drank my juice"
4. Way Too Happy-Gives up seats, says hello to bus driver and wishes him good day when she leaves, smiles nonstop, skips off the bus, you want to kick her
5. Dirty/Lost-Dirty/Lost
1. Cheese Beard-That's right, you read that correctly. The man has cheese in his beard. ALWAYS.
2. Scared Sally-Sally is always afraid. Afraid to touch you, afraid to move, afraid to pull the wire to let the driver know she needs to get off the bus.
3. Big Mama-Big mama will kick your ASS and she will kick the asses of all the imaginary friends she talks to. You are never quite sure what she means by "the devil drank my juice"
4. Way Too Happy-Gives up seats, says hello to bus driver and wishes him good day when she leaves, smiles nonstop, skips off the bus, you want to kick her
5. Dirty/Lost-Dirty/Lost
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