Ugh. Chick Lit. Is that even appropriate?
So I'm on twitter today and Ivanka Trump tries to claim this is the next Candace Bushnell. http://www.observer.com/2010/daily-transom/fistful-viagra
(pause)
PAAAAHHHHLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
Come on!
No way. Nope.
I read it thinking this the whole time: i'm bored. i have to go to the bathroom. she teaches yoga, neat. oh she likes have sex in the city. next? mmmmm. this is uninventive. is she a robot on vacation in mexico? i don't get it. does she have any emotions? (repeat)
Are you kidding me? That comment on twitter was a disgrace. A DISGRACE to Candace Bushnell. Ivanka obviously is pushing some good PR for a friend of a friend. Which is why who you know can just be disastrous for bestsellers lists. People, if you disagree with me on this, fine. But you should know that you are really dumb.
Ok, well, now that I've been a complete bitch to Ivanka and this author, I better start writing some shit myself.
(pause)
PAAAAHHHHLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
Come on!
No way. Nope.
I read it thinking this the whole time: i'm bored. i have to go to the bathroom. she teaches yoga, neat. oh she likes have sex in the city. next? mmmmm. this is uninventive. is she a robot on vacation in mexico? i don't get it. does she have any emotions? (repeat)
Are you kidding me? That comment on twitter was a disgrace. A DISGRACE to Candace Bushnell. Ivanka obviously is pushing some good PR for a friend of a friend. Which is why who you know can just be disastrous for bestsellers lists. People, if you disagree with me on this, fine. But you should know that you are really dumb.
Ok, well, now that I've been a complete bitch to Ivanka and this author, I better start writing some shit myself.
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