Texts on my phone

1. The cheese is old and moldy
2.Is this riverdance on crack?
3. brents gonna bang debbie
4. guitarist looks scrumptious we're gonna walk home
5. eating out world of warcraft
6. TOTALLY wet my pants
7.you guys look handicap
8.word meat curtain!
9. i'm nude too wait what?
10. i am 99% sure that tim meadows is to my front
11. in the deli at whole foods you can get a mothafuckin chicken burrito for 4 bucks