WHAT-E-VER Winter

In the negative it's so crisp
Winter is so WHAT-E-VER
Stupid snowflakes.
The wind pulled me aside and told me I have ice in my teeth.
WHAT-E-VER
Don't care!
I do what I want.
I can play in the snow if I want to.
I can pretend it's sand and I'm in Hawaii.
And make snow angels but pretend I'm in my bikini and getting a tan.
Oops I can't feel my toes. No really, one fell off.
WHAT-E-VER winter!
I'm so totally not wearing layers tomorrow.
Bring it negative 10 degrees.
I'll maybe wear shorts and shave all the hair off my body.
Hair protects you but I don't need it.
The weather man said tomorrow will be dangerous.
I'll probably go out with wet head and jump in the lake.
WHAT-E-VER!!!