Funny Text Messages on My Phone
Here's another unloading of texts from my phone before I delete them! No wonder my phone bill is outrageous :)
1. Isn't it funny that chest rhymes with breast?
2. Ok, sounds good. Making out with a hot guitarist from New York LOL call you later.
3. Oh. Splendid.
4. ________ just farted in my face.
5. Denver's homeless are wackier than our homeless.
6. U
On
Crack
7. P.S. Cat needs ritalin.
8. No. I just hate tourists on the weekend acting retarded.
9. Licking. Motorcycle plz.
1. Isn't it funny that chest rhymes with breast?
2. Ok, sounds good. Making out with a hot guitarist from New York LOL call you later.
3. Oh. Splendid.
4. ________ just farted in my face.
5. Denver's homeless are wackier than our homeless.
6. U
On
Crack
7. P.S. Cat needs ritalin.
8. No. I just hate tourists on the weekend acting retarded.
9. Licking. Motorcycle plz.
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