Media Relations?

Some thoughts:

a) we are sitting next to each other but I notice that the popular form of communication is IM. like seriously the girl next to me wrote me to tell me something. ok.
b) my boss just came back and said "how fast can you go?" huh....this is data entry and my eyeballs hurt. I replied "um, i'm getting along!" not really. i'm on my bloggy.
c) no one wants to talk to me when I call. everyone knows i work for someone who is going to send them mail they don't want. i'm now resorting to research online only. but will let them think i am using phone.
d) could i sleep back here?
e) everytime i see the boss walk by i panic and x out of email. and now i hav to go byeeee