Kernel Butt Germs

Kernel came to my cubicle a few minutes ago. Sat on my desk. I feel like I need to wipe his butt germs off of it. Asked me to show him how I am deleting names from the system. I've been doing this for four days now and he is checking to make sure I know how to do it. I show him. He lurches over my shoulder and nods his head after every mouse click. A third grader could do this. But anal kernel HAS to know that I'm not messing it up. He's finally satisfied and moves his behind from my space. Stumbles and says "Yes, I guess it is straight forward. When someone is in the system, delete them." Yes, kernel, yes. Thank you for that clarification.