Dear Neighbors,
You have been vaccuming all day. It must be vaccuum right? With wheels and 100 pounds of meth inside of it.
You've been rolling that thing around since this morning. Shut the fuck up already. Really.
Here's what I'm going to do to resolve this problem. And I'm sorry it has to come to this. But I'm going to come up there and knock on your door. And when you open it I'm going to put a vaccuum in your face and suck your stupid ass inside of it.
And then, when you are sitting in MY vaccuum bag, with cat litter and all, and you're crying for your mommy, I'm going roll the vaccuum around for 9 hours up and down MY apartment. All the while singing showtunes.
You have been vaccuming all day. It must be vaccuum right? With wheels and 100 pounds of meth inside of it.
You've been rolling that thing around since this morning. Shut the fuck up already. Really.
Here's what I'm going to do to resolve this problem. And I'm sorry it has to come to this. But I'm going to come up there and knock on your door. And when you open it I'm going to put a vaccuum in your face and suck your stupid ass inside of it.
And then, when you are sitting in MY vaccuum bag, with cat litter and all, and you're crying for your mommy, I'm going roll the vaccuum around for 9 hours up and down MY apartment. All the while singing showtunes.
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