President Bush Pleads Not Guilty on Counts of Murder

President Bush has been called to trial. The president will be tried on counts of murder of thousands of American and Iraqi soldiers and citizens since the Iraq war began 3 years ago. His defense lawyer? Himself. "Your honor, I do not need to answer to the American people nor what you call the law, with all due respect. I still am the president of the United States and do not consider myself a criminal," stated president Bush in today's opening trial. Ironically, Bush comments on Saddam Hussein's current trial, "a trailblazin' effort to keep this man out of a country that does not respect him nor want him in a leadership position. He killed 152 people in 1982! Doesn't that make you just cringe??"