"I'm Not Ready for Monogomy!"

Paris Hilton, the 24 year old heiress, has called off her engagement with fiance.....Paris. Hilton says she's "not ready for monogamy. I've worked VERY hard to become an internationally known floozy and I'm not ready to give that up. Do you know how much work it takes to be able to go anywhere and be gauranteed a piece of ass? I still love Paris and we will continue working professionally together, and I'm sure he'll get the occasional blow job, but as far as marriage, no way. Paris and I plan to handle our situation with dignity and respect. I hope that the public can respect us too."