Human Flu Infects Bird Population

Birds all over the world are coughing and sneezing. "Caw-choo!" Somehow a bird friend in Russia got infested with the human flu when he was recently dining at Flesh and Bones, a new American Contemporary restaurant famous for their human filet. Says Mr. Feathers angrily "Caw, caw, caw, caw, caw caw caw." Translated: "Humans are dirty and nasty. I've decided to go vegetarian and eat veggie flesh burgers. You'd never know: it tastes just like flesh!"