Man Finds Human Body in Frozen Custard

A man who ordered a pint of frozen chocolate custard at Kohl's Frozen Custard found a tasty treat inside-an entire human body.

"I thought there was something strange inside. I thought it might be candy. I decided to give it a try," stated the man when questioned about his first reaction. "But then I bit into it and I was like 'oh boy, this seems odd'." He still could not figure out what it was because it was covered in custard. He took the object to the sink to rinse it off. Once he could see that it was a body with glasses and a cane he began to scream.

Workers at Kohl's Frozen Custard admitted that one of their workers collapsed into one of the buckets earlier in the shift. However, the employee who gave the man his pint was not informed that there was a human being inside the bucket. "I didn't see it. We were in the middle of a rush. I must have scooped the body right up without realizing it," said the worker.

Authorities confirm that the body belonged to 86 year old Adelaide Monroe-the woman who started Kohl's and had been making the custard there for 20 years by hand. "Grandma Monroe was a sweetie. It's funny, she always said she hoped she'd die eating custard. Well, there ya go ol' Monroe, ya did it!" Gary Gretto, the general manager of Kohl's, recalled.

The man who found Grandma Monroe in his pint of custard plans to press charges.

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