Two Nine Fingered Men Claim the 'Wendy's Finger'

Corey Dukes and Orson LeFever have found themselves in a heated battle. For a finger.

Anna Alaya made claims on March 22, 2005 that she discovered a fingertip in a bowl of chili at a San Jose, CA Wendy's fast food restaurant. Since the accusation Alaya has been arrested for possible scandal. But the question remains: whose finger is it anyway?

According to Duke and Lefever, it belongs to them. Duke lost his finger to a blender at a tiki party in South Beach. LeFever lost his in a Hot Air Balloon accident. Both men claim their fingers mysteriously disappeared.

"I was stoked about the tiki party and I was totally wasted. I don't really remember what happened that night except that my finger was fucking gone the next day. It was wild!" states Duke.

Things were more clear for LeFever. "It was one of those things where you look back and say 'why did I have to be such a show off?'" According to LeFever he was dared to put his finger in the hot gas from the balloon. When he did, the finger was burned off and disappeared into the sky. "It was a bummer."

The finger has gained such media attention that the owner would inevitibly be a notorious. The sudden claim of ownership causes authorities to be suspicious.

"We fear that the 'finger' would be involved in another scandal. We are just looking out for the finger." States California authorities. "The two men are being considered though."

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