Funny Text Messages on My Phone

Here's another unloading of texts from my phone before I delete them! No wonder my phone bill is outrageous :)

1. Isn't it funny that chest rhymes with breast?

2. Ok, sounds good. Making out with a hot guitarist from New York LOL call you later.

3. Oh. Splendid.

4. ________ just farted in my face.

5. Denver's homeless are wackier than our homeless.

6. U
On
Crack

7. P.S. Cat needs ritalin.

8. No. I just hate tourists on the weekend acting retarded.

9. Licking. Motorcycle plz.